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We've gotten a ton of requests for a New York Giant parody logo (stay tuned) and a New York Jets parody logo. 

We threw a lot at you with this logo because there was a lot to cover. We might simplify it down the road but in the meantime here is our swing at a Jets parody logo. 

Almost every team has a superfan in the stands somewhere that bleeds their team's colors. The Dolphins have "Big Papa Pump" and the Jets have "Fireman Ed" 

Fireman Ed leads the J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets chants every home game.  

Until... Fireman Ed quit citing hostile conditions and heckling at Jets games because the team sucked so bad. (Apparently he got punched).

Well now the J-E-T-S are decent again and guess who came out of retirement?....you guessed it!

"Fairweather Ed"

Welcome to the official kickoff of the 2015-2016 Season! Last Thursday night the New England Patriots and the Pittsburgh Steelers ended a pro football drought of over seven months. Forget Christmas, this truly is.... ♫ ♩ "The most wonderful tiiiime of the year" ♫ ♩ 

It wouldn't be fair to Pats fans if we didn't have something out for their opponent. Introducing

"Terrible Towel Rack" 

It's been hard, if not impossible, to ignore the "Deflategate" coverage. Regardless of which side you stand on the issue it's pretty ridiculous that so much time, energy, and money have been wasted on the air pressure in footballs. This case literally was heard by a FEDERAL judge. That said, it took us football fans right up to Week 1 of the 2015-16 NFL season.

Some say it's embarrassing for the NFL while others say that this story has been a clever marketing scheme to keep us all talking football during the off-season. This controversy has certainly added fuel to the fire for Patriots/Tom Brady haters. What we would argue is that it's time for Patriots fans to embrace this and own "Deflategate" and "Spygate" like a badge of honor.

New England's reputation for cheating will never go away. You will hear it years from now, and more often, than you hear old-time Raiders fans claiming the Immaculate Reception was an illegal catch. The '72 Dolphins had an easy schedule, the Cowboys were drug-addicts, the '96-98 Broncos were over the salary cap, and the New England Patriots were cheaters. The damage is done and there is nothing you can do about it. 

So we've created a logo equal parts for Patriots haters and equal parts for Pats fans who embrace it.

"Will Spy Four Rings" 

Welcome to Parody Tease! A store that provides funny parody logo t-shirts and gear guaranteed to get you a laugh. If you don't get a high-five or two in the first 30 days return the shirt for a full refund.

We will be releasing a new "parody tease" every week. Starting with "Dolphins Sushi" and continuing throughout football season.  No team will be safe (Including my own), so check back weekly for our new releases.

Or goal is to give you the most effective way to tease your rival team without even saying a word. We aren't doing our job if our funny logos aren't getting shared, re-tweeted, tagged, blasted, pinned or whatever else you kids are doing these days!

"Dolphin Sushi"